1. OpenAI DevDay Announcements – $15.40

“Sam Altman reveals new apps, partnerships, and research breakthroughs at DevDay.”

2. AMD–OpenAI Chip Deal – $10.10

“OpenAI signs multi-year AMD chip deal, sending AMD shares higher.”

3. AI Job Loss Report – $9.30

“Senate warns AI could eliminate 100 million U.S. jobs within a decade.”

4. Nvidia DGX Spark Launch – $7.40

“New DGX Spark system targets large-scale model training this month.”

5. Meta AI Content Issues – $6.80

“Meta faces ongoing criticism over AI content quality and privacy concerns.”

Subtotal: Launches + Labor Shifts + Industry Pressure

Discount: Automation anxiety markdown

TOTAL: $49.00

👉 Which headline moves the needle most — OpenAI’s momentum, AI’s job warning, or the chip alliances behind it all?

🔎 Satirical receipt compiled from today’s AI/tech news (CNBC, LA Times, NY Post, Reddit, Fortune).

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